28 febrero 2008

Playmobil Security Check Point

Exacto, un fantástico detector de metales playmobil!


Ok, ahora id al enlace en amazon, y leed los comentarios.

Sin comentario.

Por si algo pasa, los copypasteo aqui:

I was a little disappointed when I first bought this item, because the functionality is limited. My 5 year old son pointed out that the passenger's shoes cannot be removed. Then, we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers, who only sustained minor injuries in the scuffle, which were treated at the Playmobil Hospital.
The best thing about this product is that it teaches kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillence society. My son said he wants the Playmobil Neighborhood Surveillence System set for Christmas. I've heard that the CC TV cameras on that thing are pretty worthless in terms of quality and motion detection, so I think I'll get him the Playmobil Abu-Gharib Interogation Set instead (it comes with a cute little memo from George Bush).

This is great learning too for young brownshirts.
I am waiting for a few accessories though, kids size jackboots and a toy Taser. Think how much fun that will be for your young Martin Bormann types. I envision a low voltage say 5KV instead of 50kv to give a realistic but non-hazardous jolt.
Next we can have a nice Nerf Nightstick and little Heinrich can have great start getting ready for his future job with the TSA, local police force or the new STASI ( Secure Transportation And Safety Inititive)
Be the first on your block.
I also look forward to the upcoming Halliburton Play detention center real simulated barbed wire.

Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. Sometimes it's a hard lesson for kids to learn because not all pigs carry billy clubs and wear body armor. I applaud the people who created this toy for finally being hip to our changing times. Little children need to be aware that not all smiling faces and uniforms are friendly. I noticed that my child is now more interested in current events. Just the other day he asked me why we had to forfeit so much of our liberties and personal freedoms and I had to answer "well, it's because the terrorists have already won". Yes, they have won.

I also highly recommend the Playmobil "farm fencing" so you can take your escorted airline passenger away and fence him behind bars as if he were in Guantanamo Bay.

22 febrero 2008

MINESWEPPER, the movie!

21 febrero 2008


^resto de autores de este blog.

Todos unos perros.

Also: siemprenavidad.com? what?

lol http://www.siemprenavidad.com/

11 febrero 2008


internet superhéroes

09 febrero 2008

The Bomb!

alguien la recuerda, o soy el único?

04 febrero 2008


Post de apreciación al Dead Parrot Sketch:

nuff said.

01 febrero 2008

el otro día me pasó

Volví a casa despues de beber considerable cantidad de alcohol.

Al día siguiente encontré un cable de los cascos del mp3 mordisqueado.

Luego me acordé de que había mordido con con furia el cable.

funciona, pero está como lisiado :(


Naturalmente no todos no existen. Los únicos que no existís sois Pablo, Halfang, Fran (lo puedo meter en el saco) y Ramón, que sería yo, pero es lo mismo, porque si no existo no tiene sentido hablar en primera persona.

¡¿Qué porque digo eso?! Porque Ricardo Díaz, al que todos conocéis, ha comentado que existen indicios y rumores, así como hipótesis varias que circulan por ahí, que da lugar a que no existimos. ¡Pardiez!


1) Sólo nosotros sabemos que el resto existe. Ergo no se puede demostrar nuestra existencia. Las fotos no son concluyentes, tener cuentas de skype, lastfm, voces, talla de pantalón, número de calzado y correos diferentes no es concluyente, tener cada uno un blog no es concluyente.

2) Tenemos el mismo pensamiento, o eso dice. O todo se resume al pensamiento de una entidad llamada Halfang que todos compartimos en consustancialidad, vamos, que somos uno y tres al mismo tiempo, o algo.

3) Escribimos todos de forma parecida. ¿Uhm?

4) Otros indicios misteriosos pero igualmente estúpidos que no nos son desvelados.

¿Es hilarante o no? :D